when you type too fast and send “holy hit”
a headline from my perfect world
Kristen Stewart has had a busy week
halloween?? nah son, over here we only celebrate hellaween
When are folks gonna learn?
Do we know which Home Depot in Charleston, IL to call to get this piece of shit fired?
1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
WITCH FASHION WITH FAMILIARS I’M SO FUCKING HERE FOR THIS
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
cash or credit, fuckboy
my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”
is that the tardis
more like the turdis